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I Want To Get Away.....

9/18/2022

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"I address you all tonight for who you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers."
Brian Selznick- The Invention of Hugo Cabret

I'd like to add to that group: Werewolves, dragon riders, roller skaters and corn hole champions. I"m honored to be in your presence. You inspire me. 

Recently, I did a series of letters to three people. The last one was a challenge, invitation if they chose to accept they were to create two tales of one city.  I then put on my magical, mystical hat and pulled a travel postcard out of my  huge, and I do mean huge stash of postcards. The city that was chosen for them was their destination.

The invitation was to create two scenarios, in whatever manner they like. One a very simple and plain trip to the town. I don't mean bottom dollar, low brow simple, I mean down-to-earth, mingling with the landscape, the locals or whatever that means to them.

​The second scenario. Bold. Audacious. Wild. Anything goes. The challenge, to rub the genies lantern and make a wish. Then write it, make it, daydream about it, create it in whatever way they express themselves. Just for pleasure. 

​Of course I had to play along too.
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             Destination: Aspen, Colorado
The first caper.

Hitch hike my way up to Ajax, it's what the locals call Aspen  Mountain. I bum a ride from 
Johnny, Leiza, Tommy and Margot. I call them the Warren Miller gang. 

We eat beans and franks, aka beanie weenie straight out of the pan with five forks. We're gonna need the energy for an epic day of carving the mountain and catching big air, while avoiding an avalanche.

​My ski jacket and pants are swag-i-fied and I'm giving off effortless cool vibes. Until I biff and everyone starts yelling, "Garage Sale".  All in good fun. 

I shake it off and get after it.  The snow covered mountain is pristine. There's fresh powder. The limbs of the trees are heavy with snow giving the illusion of peace and tranquility. There's nothing but electricity when you are flying down the hill. 

The last run is for speed. Last one down is a rotten egg. Oh my gosh I haven't said that in a million years. 
Every one's racing and the end is right in front of the lodge. Nobody wants to be a rotten egg.  The goal is to do the best hockey stop spraying as many people as you can with snow. 

​The day ends with a beer and Tylenol in front of the fireplace.
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Photo by Jan Kopřiva: https://www.pexels.com/photo/ski-exhibition-on-fire-show-3716087/
Scenario two:
After an extraordinary day on the mountain the night life calls.

​My wardrobe will be my cowboy boots, blinged out of course. I know this is a fantasy, but even in my feral  imagination my feet can not be placed in Cinderellas slipper.  Ever. Click Me 

Whatever the dress is, it will be fabulous, and evening gloves are an absolute must. Of course I will be dripping in tasteful diamonds. 

Oh hell no, this is Aspen, and my fantasy I want to make it flood diamonds.  No, The problem is, I don't have any. I mean who 
hitch hikes up a mountain with diamonds?

No, no, I want precious jewels to cascade over me. Something nobody else has worn, or at least an elite few.

Bold. Did you know Kelly means bold? Well, she doesn't come out like she used to, but tonight she is needed. We need to make it count. I miss her sometimes.

It's time to put the law of attraction to the test. That or a master class in law breaking. Of course I conjure up Lenny Kravitz, Slash and Jason Mamoa to join me on a little jaunt to Boston, private plane of course. 

We head to the Fine Arts Museum for a heist. I know those three guys aren't jewel thieves but they do make for one hell of a distraction while I go Mission Impossible on the Bovin Starfish.  Click Me for a little history.
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Of course I"m only borrowing this brooch. I'll put it back when I'm done. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. 

You see the Bovin Starfish possesses it's own magic. Did you know Starfish spirit's axiom is, as above, so below. It's a duality, like these tales. It also means you must rely wholly on your senses. 

We make a get away and then we make an entrance at the chic hot spot, Boots Bellows. If you can get past the red velvet ropes you can join us.

Once inside,  we are whisked away to a private loft where we can over see the dancing, but the crowd can't see us. The owner comes in and offers us a glass of world's oldest single malt scotch, 
Gordon & MacPhail 
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​After sipping the old scotch, I order a beer. I'm feeling fancy so it'll probably be a Corona with lime. You know the old saying you can't take me anywhere. I'm feeling this starfish so it's time to retire to the billiards room. 

In other words, we're skedaddling to the pool hall. Now, I have the best of both worlds. You know how this is going to end. I do clean the table, literally, with anyone who dares to challenge me. Look some things are the same in the as above, as below. I think I'm going to embrace this duality more in my waking life. 

After winning stacks of cash, I send an envelope full to the Warren Miller gang. They showed me a good time during  our day on the mountain. I'd like to reciprocate and keep them in powder.

The evening is coming to a close. It's time to take the Bovin Starfish back to the museum. I did make a promise. Hey, if you want to know more about this unique piece of 
jewelry check out this book. Diving for Starfish. 

The rest of the evening is none of your business.

Well, back to reality. Maybe. 

If you are up for an adventure meet me in Aspen winter 2023, date to be determined. I think we'd 
have gay old time.  Click me

Tell me your vacation flight of fancy? 
Your's truly,
​Kelly
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